best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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