Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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