She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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