Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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