Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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