Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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