do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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