So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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