She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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