dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he puts the penis in happiness.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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