Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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