at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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