my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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