I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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