I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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