Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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