Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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