I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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