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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like

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(302): I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like http://tfl.nu/tmn6

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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy

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(208): I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy http://tfl.nu/tuq9

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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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(304): You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me. http://tfl.nu/fshf

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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(701): entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place http://tfl.nu/zqzf

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(815): View more from Illinois

If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

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(815): If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight. http://tfl.nu/9c3v

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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

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(415): Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting. http://tfl.nu/yl2c

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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.

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(781): his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me. http://tfl.nu/jba1

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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid

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(978): im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid http://tfl.nu/59ax

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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(920): The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight. http://tfl.nu/gkvw

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(509): View more from Washington

He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced

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(509): He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced http://tfl.nu/0gfy

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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.

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(415): i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus. http://tfl.nu/s77k

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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.

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(320): Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different. http://tfl.nu/42a5

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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.

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(704): If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again. http://tfl.nu/0rol

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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.

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(716): Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night. http://tfl.nu/ed6n

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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!

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(319): No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy! http://tfl.nu/f6zv

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