just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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