I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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