what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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