I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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