when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize