In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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