Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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