Reggie can tackle my bush.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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