weddingsv make me drug and hornr
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize