The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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