i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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