dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You can make out without kissing
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