I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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