k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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