its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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