dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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