i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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