I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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