You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't think brook has ever known best
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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