I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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