I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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