Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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