I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We need a shit load of segways right now
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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