none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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