Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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