Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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