i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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