i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
please don't ironically join a cult
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