so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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