You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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