Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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